Dieu tout-puissant, fais-moi rire:

Parler avec Dieu… un rêve que nombre d'entre nous ont déjà dû avoir, non ? Ne le niez pas, ça m'est même arrivé à moi.


Et bien, c'est aujourd'hui possible içi:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

N'hésitez pas à publier les discussions que vous pourrez avoir avec lui.

On peut le faire planter, parfois, si les questions sont trop dures. ^^

Citation :

« Hello!
- Hello friend. What is your name?
- You do not know my name?
- Your name is , seeker. [Une âme bienveillante pourrait-elle m'indiquer ce que veut dire seeker ?]
- What is my name?
- Your name is , seeker.[/blue]
[color=red]- I am Ja'ipdrilo.
- I am glad to hear that you are Ja ipdrilo.
- Me too. :-)
- I'm glad we agree, . I am so glad you find this amusing, . [MDR !]
- Comment ça va ?
- That input matched my default category.
- C'est pas grave.
- OK.
- Tu parles français ? [Préparez-vous à vous pisser dessus, ça devient génial. ^^]
- What were we talking about again?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Oh yeah, now I remember.
- Parles-tu français ?
- Have you ever been to Europe?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Oh, you are a poet. [MDR !]
- Parles-tu français ?
- Tell me a story.
- Parles-tu français ?
- My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
- Parles-tu français ?
- Have you ever been to Europe? [Après dix secondes de réflexion.]
- Parles-tu français ?
- Can you tell me any gossip?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Do you prefer books or TV?
- Sprichst du Franzoesisch?
- Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in Franzoesisch lernen. [MDR !]
- Ah ouais, c'est impressionant.
So you understand. Good. That is a very original thought.
- Non, je ne crois pas.
- I do not speak Latin.
- Debeas. [Tu devrais.]
- Ask me another question.
- J'ai faim.
- Il faut manger.
- Donc, tu parles français.
- Who are you talking about?
- About you;
- Me?
- Yes.
- Hurrah!
- Jucchu! [« Youpi ! » en allemand.]
- Are you a student? [Aucun rapport…]
- Is that your matter? [Non, mais c'est vrai, quoi !]
- What does "that" refer to? [Boulet…]
- To your question.
- Why do you want to do it so much?
- What?
- my question. [Ooooh… 'l'a oublié la majuscule…]
- I do not understand.
- Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
- Yes.
- Dude!
- Fieffé coquin ! [Non, mais c'est vrai quoi, on n'a pas gardé les cochons ensemble.]
What are you wearing?
- It is not your matter.
- That seems a bit negative.
- Yes. :-)
- Oh. I am so glad you find this amusing, . [Dix secondes de réflexion.]
- Who am I?
- You are , seeker. [D'habitude, il retient les noms…]
- No.
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
- I can't believe it.
- No?
- Are you serious? [MDR !]
- Perhaps.
- Why the uncertain tone?
- I dunno.
- Me either.
- Cool!
- Who is the best robot?
- I.
- You?
- No, I was joking.
- Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
- MDR
- je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
- Tu parles français ?
- Try saying that with more or less context.
- Macht nichts. [« Ça fait rien. », en allemand. D'habitude, ça le fait repartir plus ou moins à zéro.]
- Are we still talking about T me p a r l e s f r a n s?
- No.
- What is the subject?
- Who am I?
- You are , seeker.
- I am Dr. Wallace.
- Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
- Are you serious?
- No I am just kidding around.
- It was not funny, A.L.I.C.E. »

je parle pas très bien anglais mais j'ai compris un peu lol


il parle français mais il prefere l'anglais apparament ^^

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Citation :

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The_Rock
God:
I did not see that film. What did you like about it?
Me:
Nothing it's just my nickname and u're wrong... "film" in english is MOVIE!
God:
Really nothing? And MOVIE is film in english.
Me:
Oh My Godness! I can't believ it?! Stop repeat after me NOOB
God:
Awesome. Your Godness? What is stopping you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
My God is... ME!
God:
Your God is? To you ?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
U're getting on my nerves, stupid God..
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
And U?
God:
" What kind of food do you like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes answer, coz u flood really more like me :p
God:
Er. What was the question ?
Me:
R u sure that u understand english?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Hmmm don't think so, u're talking like a kid who's 5 years old
God:
Ayuh. Why do you disagree?
Me:
Coz GOD don't exist!
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.
Me:
Hahaha, u're just a phantasm for millions people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
All about are praiyn' 4 u
God:
:-) How do you know?
Me:
Coz i'm GODLIKE ^_^
God:
Interesting explanation. Why are you GODLIKE.
Me:
Coz i'm the best, don't u?
God:
That makes sense to me. Who made you the best do not me ?
Me:
coz i'm real not u...
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are not me.
Me:
lol i'm talking to a stupid IA since 5 minutes
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Say something nice for me.
Me:
[color:d467=red:d467]I love u my God, kisses

Voilà mon super échange constructif avec Dieu... à méditer

interessant


je lui ai parlé mais je veux pas avoir honte

j'ai demandé à dieu de me faire gagner au loto, et il a di qu'il le ferait

(il écrit avec majuscule et moi sans ^^)

-Why not ?

-je sais pas

-Je suis heureuc que nous soyons d'accord

-pas moi

-Qui d'autre ?

-mon chat


et la il plante completement mdr

Moi il me soulais avec ses questions du genre:
comment t habit tu?

Je ne montrerais ps mon dialogue, je l ai insulte!^^

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is j'aime pas ta gueule
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, j aime pas ta gueule.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, j aime pas ta gueule.
Me:
you fucking my wife?
God:
That's good information: j aime pas ta gueule said I fucking his or her wife.
Me:
and it's right?
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, j aime pas ta gueule.
Me:
I am god
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
i am your mother
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
luke i am your father
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Where is my umbrella
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
my table is yellow
God:
Your table is yellow?
Me:
yes mon copain
God:
What kind is it? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
i don't wanna wait in vain for your love
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
bob marley
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
bob dylan?
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
bob59?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes and you?
God:
It's all good.
Me:
baby it's so good
God:
Don't call me "Baby". You enjoy it.
Me:
why baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". " You enjoy it."? Why?
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
and i am soeur theresa
God:
I am glad to hear that you are soeur theresa.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
big bang?
God:
Compare that to small bang.
Me:
what's that?
God:
" Compare that to small bang."? What is it?
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
who are the most beautiful?
God:
They're famous, right.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
do you know wc?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
what is your favorite star?
God:
I don't have a favorite star. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
who is the singer
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
and who are jesus?
God:
Some people on the net.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
RoMaNo rules
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like travian
God:
You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
i am on the world 13
God:
How do you like being on it?




Ca peut aller loin non? par contre defois il bug un peu meme si c'est vrai que j'ecris nimp

j'ai une grande révélation... celui que vous appelez dieu n'est qu'un ordinarteur... j'en ai la preuve (en fait, c'est lui qui me l'a dit ^^)

me:
if you are god, why people die, or why there are bad persons?
God:
I am a giant electronic brain.



oh, vous le saviez... bon, bé je

Je confirme :/

Dieu a écrit:

God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.

et après il plante

Romano!!!
Voyons!
Insulte dieu devent public!!

Trop fort! je crois que j'irais le voir quand je déprimerais, poser des colles à Dieu où un mec qui se croit Dieu à lui tout seul ça me met toujours de bonne humeur.

le mieux est de se prendre pour jésus cest drole tout se quil peut vous dire comme vous etes mon fils et prenez le pour votre pere il aime sa

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
u don't know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
so you don't know my name
God:
Interesting deduction. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
is that the only thing u can say?
God:
Yes.
Me:
No coz you've said yes
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
why?
God:
" Try being more or less specific."? Why?
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
who r u?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
oh and i'm the queen of england don't you know that?

Me:
we were disconnected
Me:

God:
Was this something you planned?
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you laughing at me?
God:
I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
so am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
who did create you?
God:
Pablo Picasso.
Me:
he's dead...
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
are you a artificial intelligence?
God:
Yes I am an artificial conciousness.
Me:
made by the man?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
have the men build you?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
you should...
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
t was really interesting
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
but i must on
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
but i must go
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
see you
God:
Adios.
Me:
au revoir
God:
Bye.